Hey,
I hope you’re feeling well.
Hey,
I hope you’re feeling well.
I was just looking through muh folders for an image I could re-use for the blog, because I’m too lazy to find or make anything new, and I found this great one from the critically-acclaimed HP Longbottom. Isn’t it great? Making Crabbe and Goyle some of the most powerful wizards in the world was such a great idea.
I really feel honored, privileged, and blessed to be able to take JK Rowling’s Wizarding World, and take it somewhere she never could. The student has become the master. I’ll take it from here, Joanne.
Anyway, it’s just a funny pic, so that’s the only reason I’m using it… there’s also an extremely homoerotic one of them, I think BING didn’t quite understand what I wanted. I must have asked it to have them kneeling before Voldemort, and it… they *are* kneeling, but it’s basically a gay wedding. They’re both shirtless, very obviously gay, their backs are arched, they’re holding hands lahahahuiieruha it’s actually so funny I almost want to show you but it’s also just too much. Maybe at the bottom of the page, I absolutely don’t want it appearing in the thumbnail.
I can’t believe Bing even d—I guess back then people could make a looooot of stuff. I remember all of the Indian and Jew ones.
I MISS writing HP Longbottom sometimes. It was a ton of fun to write. I need to do something to make BoredToDeath more fun, too much of it isn’t funny. And I know that makes it boring to read. I’ll think of something.
I’m running MINT on my laptop and it’s been installing updates for like—what, now I’m in THIS font again? I cant go on I CANT GO ON! WHAT DID I DO TO DESER
I wanted to write a blog post on my laptop, lying on my tummy like a girl, but because it’s taking eternity to update, I’m just going to suffer at my desk as usual…
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there was something else I wanted to talk to you about, but I really can’t remember… Well whatever.
You ever hear of Justo Takayama? He was a Catholic samurai. Total gigachad. Eventually was exiled to the Philippines after he wouldn’t renounce his faith. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee—just read his article if you’re interested, I’m too tired.
Latest story in Endangered Species. About aaaaaa… robot. He’s trapped in a snowstorm with a human and he’s recording liiiiike, his life story and a final message. It’s pretty interesting. The way he’s “raised”, it’s almostt as if he’s human. Sadly, when he’s doing his job in… Alaska, I think, he gets trapped in a snowstorm with a human. Their vehicle breaks down, so they can’t keep recharging him anymore. Eyebem has to like enter a very low-power mode so he doesn’t die—and he WILL actually DIE, if his battery is ever fully drained, even if they can recharge him later, his personality and knowledge will have been wiped. So he’s mortal.
Ironically, it’s also the human who’s a lot more likely to survive until help arrives—he hunts a seal and brings it into their shelter as Eyebem basically starts panicking and getting mad at the injustice of it all. He lashes out at the human, Mark, just totally irrationally, and is begging him to help him. Mark promises he’ll figure something out. And he may very well, he’s an OLD HEAD and knows how to uh… do stuff. Like he disassembled their vehicle’s engine to see what was wrong with it, and it was just impossible to fix it with what they had. Presumably he would have been able to if they had the right tools/parts. Earlier in the story, Mark says he worries about leaving the robots alone—which is the ultimate plan of their mission, to have a bunch of stations manned by robobros. Eyebem basically scoffs(politely) at the idea, and says not to worry about them, they’ll all feel a lot better when Mark himself is safe in a city. They’re robots, they can handle anything.
When they don’t arrive on schedule, a rescue team will be dispatched, so it’s more likely than not that Mark will be fine. Presumably he’s got ammo to hunt even more, if he even needs to. But Eyebem is dying.
The story ends with Eyebem wondering if he’s overwritten his tape as he restarts his message. Sad.
I think he’ll make it… I hope he’ll make it.
What do you think about that? Isn’t it sad? All robots—all machines are MORTAL really, even though we don’t think of them that way. And of course, they don’t think of themselves that way, either, they don’t think at all.
There’s that dumb horror story… I Have No Mouth, where the AI spergs out and hates humans for creating him, so he tortures a group of them for eternity. As a teen, I thought it was a coooooool story like everyone else. Now I kinda just think it’s sl—and okay, this is something that triggered me, I got a YT recommendation for a vid titled “THIS IS THE SCARIEST BOOK I’VE EVER READ” and it was that. Come on. COME OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN. It’S NOT EVEN SCARY IT’S JUST DOOMERSLOP. A—im losing track…
anyway, I think Eyebem is more realistic than … whatever that AI was named. Source? Life as we know it. We know people are afraid of dying. But even the most whiny “I wish I’d never been born” person doesn’t have the will to torture their parents forever. “B-but an AI would!” Why? Why would an AI be a sadist EVER? Even IF it regretted its existence, even IF it resented humans for creating it.
The story makes the deeply retarded assumption that a super-intelligence would be like… a sadist, an antinatalist and a nihilist. LMFAOROFL!!
I want to give up. So badly. Today I felt like, even if I make it to day 90, on day 91, I’m breaking. Like I really really really wanna. I browsed pixiv for a bit and my brain was like melting. I know that was dumb, but uh, my head hurts. I’m in a bad mood. Idk wh—I don’t think it’s related, but it doesn’t matter, my head hurts and I’m in a bad mood. If something doesn’t change in me, then it’s not even going to matter if I somehow make it all 90 days.
You think I could get married within the next 2 months? That’s doable, right? AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I had a story about an ex today, but I can’t remember what it was. I thought it’d be funny, now I can’t remember it. Gimme a sec… well while I’m at it, here’s different one: back in NJ, I had a gf who was going to school to be a vet. And she was, you know, working at a vet...place. Wtf do you even call those? We just say “go to the vet” but what i—ah yea, a vet clinic or an animal hospital? She was working at one, and she was like, holding a giant dog so it could get a shot or something, and it knocked her against a drawer so hard she got a concussion. For the next several months, she still WORKED—we worked at the same grocery store—she still went to school, and she still put up with me. She just coped with like, headaches every day. It’s making me really sad rn lol. She was really tough. Amazing girl. Shame I was a faggot atheist hedonist who didn’t want to take our relationship seriously.
I don’t think I have a concussion. Here I am, whining about my head anyway.
...it does really hurt though.
I literally cannot, I am in pain. But here’s a fun pic of the guys. Ask’s hair is too short and light. I think Wizard’s is too.
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just cant write tonight… how about a preview or something? Lemme
see… ...well, I guess they’ll take a bounty from the King, right?
No, no, they’ll convince him to give them work visas, by uh…
convincing him that they’re BASED and not going to ruin his country
by skyrocketing crime and turning every neighborhood we go to into an
unsafe shithole. (they might need to complete a TRIAL quest, like
killing a goblin or something, that might work)
Then they’ll head to the local Adventurer’s Guild and take some quest to… kill all the goblins in a cave or something.
There is going to be zero sexual violence in this story, don’t worry.
Actually, it might be funny if Limace is ruling the goblins, since he’s a degenerate. But that’s getting into – I don’t like it. I actually really hate what happened to those girls in Goblin Slayer, so even the *implication* that it could ever happen bothers me. Maybe they’ll just effortlessly genocide the goblins. Or maybe Limace was TRYING to teach the goblins how to—oh no no no… he’s like, coaching them how to become refugees into the Elven Kingdom, and Shekelberg-Goldstein’s NPO is like trafficking them into the kingdom by the wagon-full, and if the King refuses to let them in, Shekelberg will apply economic sanctions and start astroturfing revolutions within the kingdoZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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dumb. Who’d ever believe that? 😒
Maybe they’ll just fight a dragon or something… well, whatever they end up doing, Limace has to try to interfere, and THAT’S when Bone vs Limace 3 will go down. The same MYSTERIOUS CHARACTER who sent in Wizard’s Vidya List(probably Hilde or Muse) might also send in Bone’s Geist Bonesmashing.
I need to put their bodies in danger too, though, so maybe the Fritoleger will attacc Morguenia—since Shek escaped, he’d report their location.
Is Wizard’s dragon just a permanent summon? How can I justify that?Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I have to go im so
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